May 8th, 2013 at 7:23PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 20 If you knew what it took to get here then you wouldn’t have a body that suggests you forgot time ages a person. You Aren’t 16 and even when you were, you didn’t look like how you think you do now. I hate you and your knowledge of art of many forms that you couldn’t identify with outside of a computer. A tasteless person has many similarities with you and your pretend knowledge of an elitist world you didn’t invent and certainly aren’t a part of. I dream of a film being made of my dream life. I’ve stolen and killed yet no one knows. I’ll take a bath in the fat of the family dinner you ate in awkward silence when you last returned home. It’ll sicken, swell and irritate my skin but I’ll not eat for a week before and it will nourish, protect and heal me in part, depending on the sensitivity of that particular area of skin. Does the fifth door of a car relate to the front or rear for you? Or, in your opinion is it always a question of a car having either two or four doors? Can you drive? Have you ever been in a car? I once tried to crash whilst driving but I harmlessly drifted into a parked motorbike. I used to be a mindless teen of an adult just like you but I WAS a mindless teen. Now I’m a proper being pretending to be and your lack of success sickens me.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 20

If you knew what it took to get here then you wouldn’t have a body that suggests you forgot time ages a person. You Aren’t 16 and even when you were, you didn’t look like how you think you do now. I hate you and your knowledge of art of many forms that you couldn’t identify with outside of a computer. A tasteless person has many similarities with you and your pretend knowledge of an elitist world you didn’t invent and certainly aren’t a part of. I dream of a film being made of my dream life. I’ve stolen and killed yet no one knows. I’ll take a bath in the fat of the family dinner you ate in awkward silence when you last returned home. It’ll sicken, swell and irritate my skin but I’ll not eat for a week before and it will nourish, protect and heal me in part, depending on the sensitivity of that particular area of skin. Does the fifth door of a car relate to the front or rear for you? Or, in your opinion is it always a question of a car having either two or four doors? Can you drive? Have you ever been in a car? I once tried to crash whilst driving but I harmlessly drifted into a parked motorbike. I used to be a mindless teen of an adult just like you but I WAS a mindless teen. Now I’m a proper being pretending to be and your lack of success sickens me.

May 7th, 2013 at 11:09AM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 19 ‘F**k money. I don’t rap for dead presidents - I’d rather see the president dead, It’s never been said but I set precedents and the standards and they can’t stand it. My name should’ve been b*****d the s**t should’ve been plastered on my forehead with a stamp.’ Eminem, ‘We As Americans’ (2003) Could you actually ‘f**k money’ in a physical/sexual sense? The cheapest way to do it would be to use a huge bag of change mixed up with Vaseline, nested amongst it’s own weight on a duvet. A higher-end option would be to hollow out a tight core inside a stack of notes. Probably the lubed-up coins would provide the best friction.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 19

‘F**k money. I don’t rap for dead presidents - I’d rather see the president dead, It’s never been said but I set precedents and the standards and they can’t stand it. My name should’ve been b*****d the s**t should’ve been plastered on my forehead with a stamp.’ Eminem, ‘We As Americans’ (2003)

Could you actually ‘f**k money’ in a physical/sexual sense? The cheapest way to do it would be to use a huge bag of change mixed up with Vaseline, nested amongst it’s own weight on a duvet. A higher-end option would be to hollow out a tight core inside a stack of notes. Probably the lubed-up coins would provide the best friction.

May 7th, 2013 at 10:48AM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 18 The free publications that circulate public transport networks of the world. Coupons, tokens and advertorial for water, cosmetics, consumables and the perpetual PR push for recorded fictional dramatics available on a TV package that you can also get a deal on inside one of these papers. I’m contemplating the future, sowing the seeds of a nickname (currently in development) that involves ‘daddy’ in dominant/affectionate terms. I’m cleaning the toilet on a weekly basis and doing two loads of washing every 6 days and have incidentally stopped masturbating so that my dreams are all-consumed by sexual thought, like a DIY ‘Inception’ without the psychological consequences.  Travel is back on the agenda.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 18

The free publications that circulate public transport networks of the world. Coupons, tokens and advertorial for water, cosmetics, consumables and the perpetual PR push for recorded fictional dramatics available on a TV package that you can also get a deal on inside one of these papers. I’m contemplating the future, sowing the seeds of a nickname (currently in development) that involves ‘daddy’ in dominant/affectionate terms. I’m cleaning the toilet on a weekly basis and doing two loads of washing every 6 days and have incidentally stopped masturbating so that my dreams are all-consumed by sexual thought, like a DIY ‘Inception’ without the psychological consequences.  Travel is back on the agenda.

April 3rd, 2013 at 5:08PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 17 Just did some washing and it had me pondering the dynamic of 21st Century feminism. The modern discourse is rightly centered around what is separated into ‘masculine’ or ‘feminine’ ideals - in that each set of characteristics, there could possibly be areas defined as being similar to each other. Example in point is that you don’t have to possess sperm to supply a ‘seminal’ idea and you don’t have to be a man to realize that Coca-Cola isn’t the best spermicide available in post-war society. I accept that chain of thought as it must be degrading for your anatomy to be broken down into drainpipes and bolts/screws just because you can force something up it, described by men who freely use the term c**t as a negative and when you actually expel similar fluid from your vagina as those same men (who you metaphorically birthed) do from their equivalent equipment. This is why you can’t say ‘actress’ unless it’s in a pornographic/award show context.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 17

Just did some washing and it had me pondering the dynamic of 21st Century feminism. The modern discourse is rightly centered around what is separated into ‘masculine’ or ‘feminine’ ideals - in that each set of characteristics, there could possibly be areas defined as being similar to each other. Example in point is that you don’t have to possess sperm to supply a ‘seminal’ idea and you don’t have to be a man to realize that Coca-Cola isn’t the best spermicide available in post-war society. I accept that chain of thought as it must be degrading for your anatomy to be broken down into drainpipes and bolts/screws just because you can force something up it, described by men who freely use the term c**t as a negative and when you actually expel similar fluid from your vagina as those same men (who you metaphorically birthed) do from their equivalent equipment. This is why you can’t say ‘actress’ unless it’s in a pornographic/award show context.

March 28th, 2013 at 6:55PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 16 Less than two hours ago I wiped my soiled rectum with a bath towel because there wasn’t any toilet paper and now I’m talking to you; isn’t that weird? There was a bit of blood and the excrement itself didn’t just create stains, it was clumps of matter, a never ending stream of just-not-quite-dropped-all-the-way-you-know-what. I folded the towel over in sections after each wipe, then put it in the bin. Although, if we were in America, that bin would be described as a ‘waste paper basket’ and it was already full. Cramming the soiled towel in, I walked the rubbish down to the outside bin and came straight here. Now I’m missing one of my only two towels and contemplating washing the other (only remaining) towel and buying a new (possibly first choice) towel. How is that mango juice for you anyway? Got any brothers and sisters?

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 16

Less than two hours ago I wiped my soiled rectum with a bath towel because there wasn’t any toilet paper and now I’m talking to you; isn’t that weird? There was a bit of blood and the excrement itself didn’t just create stains, it was clumps of matter, a never ending stream of just-not-quite-dropped-all-the-way-you-know-what. I folded the towel over in sections after each wipe, then put it in the bin. Although, if we were in America, that bin would be described as a ‘waste paper basket’ and it was already full. Cramming the soiled towel in, I walked the rubbish down to the outside bin and came straight here. Now I’m missing one of my only two towels and contemplating washing the other (only remaining) towel and buying a new (possibly first choice) towel. How is that mango juice for you anyway? Got any brothers and sisters?

March 25th, 2013 at 6:38PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 15 Did you know that a woman’s vagina has between 20 and 40 erogenous zones, depending on the age of the woman? This excludes the vaginas constructed in gender reassignment surgery, only describing those that are born naturally and then aged for 16 years. ‘Erogenous’ is a Latin term that we have derived words like ‘erosion’ and ‘erotic’ from. In Latin speaking countries, ‘Erogenous’ is still used to describe when water freezes into a human crevice, expands and then cracks the skin, causing bleeding. A problem of the homeless perhaps?

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 15

Did you know that a woman’s vagina has between 20 and 40 erogenous zones, depending on the age of the woman? This excludes the vaginas constructed in gender reassignment surgery, only describing those that are born naturally and then aged for 16 years. ‘Erogenous’ is a Latin term that we have derived words like ‘erosion’ and ‘erotic’ from. In Latin speaking countries, ‘Erogenous’ is still used to describe when water freezes into a human crevice, expands and then cracks the skin, causing bleeding. A problem of the homeless perhaps?

March 25th, 2013 at 6:37PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 14 The term ‘prostitute conversation’ and satisfaction from such can be expressed as x whilst proximity from the North Pole at birth of said prostitute can be expressed as y. If time could be labeled as t for convenience, then it would be normal to assume that; y-t=x Do you desire for x to be of very high levels of satisfaction or of a very low level of pleasure? It’s a fair question, not everyone cares to enjoy themselves - particularly when discovering further maths through theory on a half baked conversation with a prostitute when you couldn’t get it up.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 14

The term ‘prostitute conversation’ and satisfaction from such can be expressed as x whilst proximity from the North Pole at birth of said prostitute can be expressed as y. If time could be labeled as t for convenience, then it would be normal to assume that; y-t=x
Do you desire for x to be of very high levels of satisfaction or of a very low level of pleasure? It’s a fair question, not everyone cares to enjoy themselves - particularly when discovering further maths through theory on a half baked conversation with a prostitute when you couldn’t get it up.

March 25th, 2013 at 6:34PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 13 Don’t call London ‘The Big Smoke’ and don’t describe your interests as ‘random malarkey’ because that doesn’t mean anything. I told you how I guess the weight of coke and it’s never over; on some electronic scale s**t and you said ‘that’s cool’ rather than get the joke that obviously went over your head. ‘Roast dinners’ isn’t an interest. I’ve been taking a shower after every time I defecate because I don’t have any toilet paper. This has been the case for the last three weeks and it’s a good way to keep clean.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 13

Don’t call London ‘The Big Smoke’ and don’t describe your interests as ‘random malarkey’ because that doesn’t mean anything. I told you how I guess the weight of coke and it’s never over; on some electronic scale s**t and you said ‘that’s cool’ rather than get the joke that obviously went over your head. ‘Roast dinners’ isn’t an interest. I’ve been taking a shower after every time I defecate because I don’t have any toilet paper. This has been the case for the last three weeks and it’s a good way to keep clean.

March 24th, 2013 at 1:52PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 12 Every single being or value can be conceived as a shape and every shape can be an idea and that idea is usually a penis or a cats face. From clouds to the shadows on the wall, these are some of our most fluid and lucid shapes. It’s best to start off with plates, cutlery and objects from around the home, working your way up to the space in between your loved ones limbs, before settling on the plateau of moving cars (very consistent) to forms of public transport (less so). Clouds are the final stage or ‘piece of the puzzle’ which is actually a rather complex shape in itself. In fact, a puzzle piece fits together with another (or several pieces at an advanced puzzling level) to make another shape, that will convey the impression of another image containing many shapes within. If we understand this then we can become better people and often learn more about ourselves than recognizing a phallic suggestion in our fruits and jumping to conclusions about the world.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 12

Every single being or value can be conceived as a shape and every shape can be an idea and that idea is usually a penis or a cats face. From clouds to the shadows on the wall, these are some of our most fluid and lucid shapes. It’s best to start off with plates, cutlery and objects from around the home, working your way up to the space in between your loved ones limbs, before settling on the plateau of moving cars (very consistent) to forms of public transport (less so). Clouds are the final stage or ‘piece of the puzzle’ which is actually a rather complex shape in itself. In fact, a puzzle piece fits together with another (or several pieces at an advanced puzzling level) to make another shape, that will convey the impression of another image containing many shapes within. If we understand this then we can become better people and often learn more about ourselves than recognizing a phallic suggestion in our fruits and jumping to conclusions about the world.

March 24th, 2013 at 1:51PM
CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 11 Far from the food of the Gods, Rice is a grain of the people. Western convenience has interpreted cuisine from Israel/Jerusalem/Babylon as having no marketing weight in the 21st Century High Street, so many dishes from the Holy Land become ‘Greek’ and are often served up with yoghurt sauce and rice. What an absolute shame.

CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 11

Far from the food of the Gods, Rice is a grain of the people. Western convenience has interpreted cuisine from Israel/Jerusalem/Babylon as having no marketing weight in the 21st Century High Street, so many dishes from the Holy Land become ‘Greek’ and are often served up with yoghurt sauce and rice. What an absolute shame.