CONFESS TO THE BLACK SQUARE PART 19
‘F**k money. I don’t rap for dead presidents - I’d rather see the president dead, It’s never been said but I set precedents and the standards and they can’t stand it. My name should’ve been b*****d the s**t should’ve been plastered on my forehead with a stamp.’ Eminem, ‘We As Americans’ (2003)
Could you actually ‘f**k money’ in a physical/sexual sense? The cheapest way to do it would be to use a huge bag of change mixed up with Vaseline, nested amongst it’s own weight on a duvet. A higher-end option would be to hollow out a tight core inside a stack of notes. Probably the lubed-up coins would provide the best friction.